I have an idea for getting rid of the camera bump:
Make it the entire back of the phone.
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Has anybody talked about the possibility that it’s easier to get trapped in a cycle of checking things on your phone because the screen is so small?
On a large desktop monitor it’s easier to feel like you’ve seen everything and it’s all taken care of. Nearly everything important can be visible at once. “Yep, there’s my mail, there’s my social media, there’s the project I’ve been working on. That’s it!”
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Let me try out this analogy on you:
A font is to a typeface as a CD is to an album.
If someone said “Oh, I love this CD!”, they might then say, “Well, I guess what I mean is that I love the *album*; the CD is just how we’re listening to it.”
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I keep seeing Content about the SNL 50th anniversary show and at this point it always makes me go “you mean it hasn’t happened by now?”
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What is a “safdie brother,” and how do I know if that’s what I found in my yard
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I kinda miss having serif fonts in the #WordPress UI.
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Mastodon should allow filters to be applied to trending news, too.
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Grouped notifications in Ivory TestFlight!!
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(To the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”)
🎶 Killing of a sacred deer
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Has any artist/photographer tried re-creating AI images, like, “in-camera”?
Put heavy make-up on someone, dress them in a shirt that just looks cut a little wrong, prosthetically mold a false sixth finger onto their wrist, use a tiny depth of field…
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Nobody has ever felt as invincible as Trump does right now.
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Multiple-choice polls on Mastodon shouldn’t give results as percentages of all checkmarks, with all options adding up to 100%; it should give results as the percentage of respondents who checked each option.
So if there is a poll between A and B; half the respondents pick both; and the other half pick only B; the results should be A: 100%, B: 50%.
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When I was young, the commercials were the only thing I liked about the Super Bowl. Now they may be the thing I like the least.
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Holy shit somebody did it — they made a Flying Toasters screensaver clone that works on modern #macOS: https://github.com/robertventurini/FlyingToasters
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#Apple should absolutely buy #SesameStreet. They already have Peanuts. This would make all kinds of sense. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/hbo-cancels-sesame-street-licensing-deal-show-streaming-service-1235985075/
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Can we have an acronym for “that was an autocorrect but it was funny so I’m deciding to keep it”?
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The only alternative to dying is living forever, which honestly sounds way way WAY worse.
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This is a great overview of everything that’s been going on the last week or so. At some point every sentence is more terrifying than the last. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/us/politics/musk-federal-government.html?unlocked_article_code=1.u04.xhE4.ck6UnxiB2l4_&smid=url-share
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Nobody ever made a CD player that scrobbles over WiFi, did they? I think WiFi was becoming ubiquitous just as CD players were being universally discarded.
Would be so cool, though! I’d almost be less surprised to find a *turntable* that scrobbles, these days.
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“has Oliver Platt in it” is a genre