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The world’s greatest deal-maker: Ask Putin what he wants and then give it to him.

”Nobody else could get it done except me, because they’re stupid and I’m smart.”

From @jonny, author of the incoming Mastodon “fetch all replies in thread” PR:

“As an addendum, I would say that this should be considered *expected behavior* for activitypub: the `replies` collection is a public `Collection` that is part of an actor’s `outbox` and servers should expect other servers to to paginate through these, and the source servers should implement access controls accordingly.”

Cosmic horror from Flying Lotus?? https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/ash-movie-review-flying-lotus-eiza-gonzalez-aaron-paul-1235103042/

J.D. Vance wears eyeliner? Good for him, straight men should feel no shame in wearing makeup or doing other conventionally “un-masculine” things.

As David Bowie said when asked why he was wearing “a woman’s dress”: “It’s a man’s dress.”

Sorry I just love Jon Hamm, I can’t help it https://www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2025/03/-apple-tv-unveils-trailer-for-highly-anticipated-jon-hamm-led-drama-your-friends-neighbors-premiering-globally-april-11/

via @parkermolloy (dormant account) https://www.readtpa.com/p/the-media-treated-trumps-tesla-stunt

I wish there were a website or widget for people who don’t really follow sports but would just like a vague idea of how their local teams are doing.

I still have no idea what Newsmast is

Twin Peaks (the first two seasons) is on iTunes for $13 right now.

I didn’t think Crocs would last, I didn’t think they’d become socially acceptable, and I certainly didn’t think people would start decorating them with little charms.

First bike ride of the year!

Gang, it’s me. I’m the Fediverse Chick

Name this movie ❤️

Imagine reading this sentence ten years ago.

At first I didn’t like playing #MarsAfterMidnight because it wasn’t hard. But then I realized it’s not supposed to *be* hard, and I began to enjoy it a lot more. #Playdate

Don’t the Tubi commercials cause everyone to become unsynced? #Monsterdon

I didn’t know I had this in audiobook format until I went to sync my iPod.

#Severance

I just had a great idea. Closed captioning scrollback. Scroll back through recent closed captions without pausing or rewinding the video.

Haha if anybody did this on Mastodon they would be shot out of a cannon https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3ljqsf3tnr22a

Yeah they screwed up, but I’m glad Apple is erring on the side of *not* releasing something they know is half-baked.